February 2012
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Sorry, did you mean cruising or going for a Sunday...
So there I was at work, and then I hear it… someone greets someone with the phase “hows it hangin me Ganga man?” Now before I go on there are a few facts you ought to know.
Firstly the person making this remark was a twenty something who regularly volunteers at the local care home.
Secondly the Gentleman of which she was referring to is in fact in his early forties and has two children. So...
February 2011
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Theres a beast in the living room
In Greek mythology they refer to creatures, such as the terrifying Medusa or the mysterious Pegasus, as ‘beasts’. Therefore, it seems that any living thing that wasn’t human was known as a beast (with the exception of plant life). Weather it be mighty (Cyclops) or small but brave (a hawk). So with that in mind, surley a cat (yes an ordinary cat you may or may not have at home) is...
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tits, fanny, fat person falls over, porn, xbox 360
Okay so that was just to get your attention. Just wanted to say hello to all of the people that don’t really know me, so hello.
Now you may thing of me as the guy or girl (I am a guy) that uses to many brackets when he is explaining stuff. Or you may remember me as the person that posts really long stuff that you can’t be bothered read.
The reason I take the rip (“take the piss” if...
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Why GTA is one of the... no, in fact is the best...
Now the important thing to have in mind is the fact that I’m not in any way a gamer (I mean for Gods sake I call them ‘video games’ like a fifty year old man talking about Pac-man). However there is one game that in gaming world needs knighting. The that gives me the energy to whip out the Playstation Two (told you I’m not really a gamer). I am of course talking about the...
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Yes, History can be sexed-up
I wish to start up a campaign to Save our History education.
As it is the 21st century, subjects such as Photography, Fashion Retail and Dance have become a more popular choice for students to study every single year. Due to this some subjects become less popular, and therefore they become almost ridiculed. Amongst these subjects I feel that History has had a particular bad press. Its easy see...
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Oh for Fred's sake
Now those of you that know me personally will know that I like to wear Fred Perry clothing. So why do I wear it?
Well you may or may not know that Fred Perry (the brand that is) was established in 1952, (you may not know that) and when it first came onto the high-street it was the brand of choice for the growing Mod scene in Britain. Therefore it could be regarded as an iconic symbol of vintage...
January 2011
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I'm a Geek init
Haven’t posted for while, but the chances are that if you are reading this you are doing so for a quick laugh (therefore you won’t really care about why I haven’t), so I won’t bore you with the ins and outs.
So I don’t know where this has come from but lately it has come to my attention that many people are calling themselves ‘Geeks’. Like its somehow...
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An attention seeker is a detention seeker
“An attention seeker is a detention seeker” that is what Matthew, or ‘Matty 2k8’ as he now calls himself, said to me in maths when we were twelve years old. Its a pity he himself didn’t adopt his own year seven philosophy, as one and a half minutes later he was sent out for setting fire to his book with a lighter .
But this type of attention seeking is very immature in its...
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Wait there while I grab some washing powder
Okay so I’m probably alone in thinking this, but saving someone’s place in a queue; is it really acceptable? I don’t know, it just seems strange. When you enter that queue you commit to something, if you need the toilet or decide you want to carry on browsing the shop, well…er… tough. You can’t have your cake and eat it. Unless you are one of those people who...
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Alternative... really?
Being ‘Alternative’ is being completely different, doing your own thing regardless of how you may be perceived by others. But ‘dressing alternatively’? Well it should be near enough the same thing. However it seems that dressing in the alternative style has become fashionable, when really if you are that ‘alternative’ you shouldn’t really care about...
